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Q. Why did the tightrope walker go to the bank?
A. He wanted to check his balance!
Submitted By: A.C.E

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Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Submitted By: JJ

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Q. Why did the monster take a ruler to bed?
A. To see how "long" he slept!
Submitted By: JJ

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Q. If Tommy Pickle's cousin was a sandwich,
what kind would she be?
A. A peanut-butter Angelica sandwich!
Submitted By: JJ

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Q. How do you know a clock is hungry?
A. It goes back for seconds!
Submitted By: DJ

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